.. and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.What’s a 6.9?An...ther good thing screwed up by a period.What’s the difference between your dick and a bonus check?Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.Two deer were leaving a gay bar...One turned to the other and said, “Man, I can’t believe I blew thirty bucks in there!”What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?A man will actually search for a. Once we had a short conversation about sex on phone so I knew she was also interested in sex.Now let’s come to story. It was a Navratri in October this year we had planned to go for it so she had dressed in traditional with a backless choli and ghagra, she was looking damn hot sexy. I thought if we were in a room would have fucked her for sure, and I think luck favored me and suddenly there was a heavy rain so we didn’t go to ground but we were in a car boozing around and the weather was. Uhhh put your elbows on this counter. No, put your elbows on this counter.No, put your elbows on this counter and keep them there.” I push her into position. She looks around to make sure we’re alone and all is quiet and then she reluctantly complies. She’s bent over. I reach under her skirt and pull down and off her panties as she steps out of them. I stuff them into my pocket. It seems that I get a bonus set on this flight. “Wait. No, She has second thoughts.One of my hands is on her back. ." I stepped forward by instinct. Reached down and put my arm around her shoulders. She collapsed against me and cried hard. Her chest heaved and her fingers gripped my Van Halen shirt. I smoothed her hair and made comforting sounds and eventually her muscles relaxed and her crying slowed. Her arms were around my hips. Her breasts pressed against my thighs. I felt her gym-toned, curvy perfect body press against me in all the right ways. Her mussed up hair was perfumed like jasmine. But her.