Asked me if I was ready.I’d never been more ready in my life.Happy New Year? Too fucking right. Start as you mean to go along, start with a bang… ...hy do people say that? They’re meaningless clichés unless you actually live them.I’m proud to say, I did.At the stroke of midnight, that randy crowd watched seventeen men scramble to unzip and thrust their cocks at Saskia and me. I tell you, it was chaos. I got the first cock in my ear and the second nearly blinded me. The third hit home. Mushroom. You looked especially delectable, my dear. I'm so glad to have this opportunity to get to know you more intimately," he whispered.Before Gloria could gather her wits to respond to either of the men's suggestive comments, the house lights dimmed further. As she turned her head slightly, she noticed from the corner of her eye that her husband had turned toward Delectable Dora and was now lip-locked in a passionate kiss as Susan reached around his waist, unbuckling his trousers and unzipping his. Nightshade circled over the Crags of Sorrow, noting bleached skeletons at their bases and in the jagged crevasses between; they had indeed waylaid many an adventurer and appeared insurmountable."Is that a cave?" Merry shouted, pointing to a dark spot beyond the crags on the mountain slope. Nightshade wheeled towards it when something emerged and flew into the air."Could that be the ghost?" Karl bellowed. "Let us see."Nightshade flew towards the apparition which continued to float on the. Mr. Jones." I replayed with a quick hello and pleasure to meet you both. Mr. Dickerson instructed me to sit and he began bragging about me."Sha'Kia is an excellent worker, always on time with everything, loves to help in every way she can, and very dependable," he says to them then smiling back at me. He then went on to say, "if I had to fire all my staff except for one. I'd defiantly keep Sha'Kia," I blushed a little bit. Mr. Butler began to speak, "Sha'Kia, what would you do with a.