“You see, I have been checking through more of the bills and credit card statements and I now realise that my suspicions were right. My little hubby...was having an affair which seems to have been going on at least a year or two. What do you have to say about that?”“I am so sorry…” I started.“Not as sorry as you are going to be!”“I love you and only you!”“Is that so?” she said as she pulled a loose black leather bag from the shopping bag. “Then put this on! If you love me.”She stressed the word. .. if I thought that I had a shot with these women out here where I am. They’re all married moms, most of them Karen types as old as Mom, and a lot of them are peroxide blondes with great tans. Completely unobtainable,” Eddie groused now.“In that case, Eddie, dear ... I dare you ... I dare you to try to seduce a married soccer mom or beach babe out there in Orlando in what limited time you have outdoors. But you have to go bareback and you can’t get caught by their husbands. Hell, I double dog. She got off the ladder and I climbed up it with a hammer in one hand, the picture in the other and a nail in my mouth. I was trying to think how I was going to hammer the nail with both hands occupied. “Here, I'll hold your hammer,” she volunteered. I wanted to say that it was the picture that I needed held when I felt her hand grab me through my shorts. My cock immediately responded to her touch. However because it was pointing down it grew down my thigh. “Oh, that must be. "I gave him an early Christmas present." What?"Jessie blushed, but didn't say anything."Jessie, you're blushing! I've never seen you blush." Then light dawned on Sophia. "JESSIE! You didn't. Did you?"Jessie just nodded, grinning from ear to ear. "He got me for Christmas. All of me." Wow. He didn't put any pressure or anything on you, did he?" Crash? Come on. Nope, this was mutual. We've fooled around, some, you know, but never did it. We were fooling around, and had gotten each other off with.