Me: "So are you going to the bar tonite or what?"sister: "No, Lauren just got home from school and she is on her way over for a swim and to chill"Me: ...LAUREN! OMG she's so hot!"sister: "Your an idiot"I could hardly contain my excitement.. I immeadiately ripped my shirt off and put my coolest board shorts on and headed outside to clean the pool. A few minutes later I heard our back gate open. It was her! She saw me, we made eye contact, my heart sunk and She said "Kyle?" with a suprised look on. “The fact is Garven; I was a virgin when I got married.” She wondered why he seemed relieved at her answer. Blushing, she smiled aggressively and said, “But never in my wildest imaginations would I have thought my virginity would be an important quality in applying for piano lessons.”After taking a sip of coffee he said, “I guess you probably think I’m coarse, or a rude man to be asking you this. Actually Aggie, I think it’s really special for a woman to maintain her virginity until she gets. “Not at all you l’il slut”, I said. “I am just pacing myself. We have the whole rest of the weekend and we don’t want to do it all in the first hour?”She laughed and agreed with me and then asked, “Well. What is the plan then?”.I pointed to me bedside drawer. She opened it, looked in, and squealed in delight.“Oh my God!!!” she cried out, “I have never ever seen one of these in my life. Only in porn movies”.** THE TOYS **Dani pulled out a selection of toys, too many more than we would be able to. Since Sharon's gifts are in their garage, I will do her last. Boy, would I like to do her. So, starting at the far corner, carrying my large red velvet bag, I headed to Dave's house to gift his gorgeous wife. As I headed toward the back door, I heard a giggle. There sitting on the back steps were the twins. They were drunk and shushed me repeatedly, "can't wake up momma — be very quiet Santa. We just need a little help, Gram has gone to the 24 hour drugstore to get her prescription and we left.