"Joseph?" Miriam?" Joseph, you didn't see anything, did you, my dear cousin?" Perhaps." Oh, well, please do not tell my mother." Why would I tell her?...I want you to do that. I want you to have pleasure." You don't think that it's wrong?" Where in the Torah is masturbation condemned, Miriam? Cite a passage, if you can." I can't." Exactly. Moses was no fool. He knew better than to condemn that." So, I can trust you not to reveal my actions?" If you won't reveal mine." I swear it, dear Joseph. I. ”“Well they taste good.” He winked at my Mum. What a bastard, her thinking how charming he was for complimenting her cooking while he was really just seeing if I wanted to share his slag.I was unsure, I’d seen plenty of threesome in porno but I wasn’t sure if I could do it with another cock there, never mind my Dad’s. Our phones went again simultaneously, “You can take turns in my shithole.” That was all it took. “You fancy going out for a couple of pints Dad?”“Sure, let’s go”We finished. It didn’t hurt, it just felt weird. I gently fingered my hole for a little while longer, before picking up the dildo once again.I placed the dildo against my hole again, and this time, felt the odd sensation of my asshole being pulled apart as the toy slid inside more easily than before. The lube around my hole eased the dildo in easily, and my ass willingly accepted the intruder. It felt amazing, this simulated dick sliding into my ass, filling up my insides. The dildo was thin, so it. Her business attire of medium length dark skirt, white blouse, and dark blazer were all somewhat askew; blouse partially unbuttoned and untucked here and there, skirt seemed torn, and her blonde hair was a bit messy.I glanced at my darling wife, still asleep. She could sleep through a 9.0 earthquake at this point, I think.“Take me to her,” I ordered this chick. She giggled and grabbed my hand and led me downstairs.“Who are you, anyway?”“I’m Melanie! Melanie Johnnsson. And you need a hundred.