I'd called Ruth and told her I would be late and not to hold dinner for me. It was open mike night and maybe one of the want to be standup comics coul... brighten my mood. I was sitting in a booth staring down at the glass in front of me deep in thought when someone slid onto the seat across from me. I looked up and saw a lovely woman."Mind if I join you Frank?" Do I know you?" No, but I know who you are and hopefully you will know me before the night is over and I do mean that in the biblical. We told her our plans.She said, “I think I will stay. Ted asked me to move in with him. His cock is almost as good as yours, X. He said that I wouldn’t have to work unless I want to. I know that will mean I get banged by him and all his buddies. For now, that’s okay. Someday, it may change. I’ll see him later and tell him. I’ll move in tomorrow or the next day.” She put on her thong suit and headed for the beach.Beth and I decided to plan. We decided upon Fort Lauderdale which had direct. I had toendure this as Maggie and Emily sat grinning at me. Whenthe woman had completed the paint job on my face I returnedto them.'Oh, I see that you had your face painted as a cat, thewhiskers you have painted on your face will be the onlyone's that you will ever have.' said Maggie laughing as shecommented on my now permanently hairless face.I walked behind them as we left the Mall, the experience ofthe last few minutes really sinking in. They had reallymade me look like a female child. The. "She is a he and he's good, or at least used to be." Kelly noted whenthe track ended, "Not that we've played a gig with him since you joinedlast year" Bollocks!" Susan said. "Why are all the really good bassists blokes,and yet not one of them is a tranny!"Her tirade was halted when the record company wheeled in the nextaudition, accompanied by 'Call me Kate' their record company managementtrailed by Karen her assistant and one of the stylists. Having seen howeasily the girls had occupied the.