"Sarah!" she greeted me excitedly as we approached. "It's so good to meetyou!" It's nice to meet you too!" I responded excitedly. I had hoped that she...ould provide me with her name, but she didn't."I'll get right to the question that everybody is already asking," shesaid. "Who is this handsome hunk on your arm tonight?"I wasn't able to hold back the laugh that jumped almost immediately to mylips. I wasn't laughing at how much she was gushing over Ethan, but at the'who me?' look that had jumped. I also got the text from you saying you were ill and not coming. Elaine - At Melissa’s suggestion I looked at my messages on the site and did indeed find the one she had sent me but I hadn’t replied to because of course I was expecting to go for a date with you. Melissa – We couldn’t work it out. Were you matchmaking or something and if so, how did you know that we were both bi. They were separate accounts since you couldn’t choose don’t care when it came to women seeking whom. Well regardless. All that wasleft was to walk out of my room and face Dad. I looked and felt like agirl now. Facing my father this time would be the final act in ourlittle drama. He had seen me naked, the innuendo now a fact, which noneof us could deny. I opened the door to my room and walked out, my skirtflaring out when I turned, the scent of my perfume filling the air. Iwalked down the stairs, saw Dad in the familyroom, and went in. I stoodin front of him, my hands folded in front of me, my purse dangling. We ate mostly in silence until she began to apologize for pushing me so hard."Paul, you must think me a terrible mother. Here I am pushing you to go out and find a girl without even taking the time to find out what my very own son likes in a woman. I never even considered your feelings. Can you forgive me, Paul?" Yeah, yeah. Let's just forget the whole thing." After dinner, we relaxed on the couch watching a movie when an idea popped into my head--scratch that: It was the mother of all ideas..