But as the semester approached its conclusion, and she imagined my little girl coming home to see me over the holiday, I figure the jealous old dyke w...uld find some way to either blackmail my daughter or to get me indicted, just because of a cute, clit-crowning tattoo, inked in so many years before, reading: "Daddy's Cum Dump."I suggest instead you make the compromise we did: piercings. It's hip, it's sexy, and ultimately, they're removable. And although you may be disappointed that you didn't. I wanted to get a ride home with the boy I just hooked up with, but Allie insisted on calling her dad, James, to pick us up. She said something about Jake being too drunk to drive and all that. By the time I had finished discussing it with Allie, I couldn’t find Jake anyways so I figured why not get a ride back to Allie’s house from her dad. James came not long after Allie called and we both hopped into his black Chevy Tahoe. Allie sat in front and I was in the back.I kind of thought that James. Sam brought us more drinks, and they each put their arms around us and asked what we did. Ginny and I said we were both secretaries. She worked for a hospital in Van Nuys, and I worked for a lawyer nearby.And it turns out they lived up here, and were set designers for Universal Pictures. Mike laughed and said that was a glorified name for construction, but they had been doing it for a few years now. And of course, that led us to talk about the movie we had just seen.“Oh, that was a bitch of. We came together, even over the phone," Sholandra said, delighted."I can't believe it," Laura gasped. "I feel like a pervert." I could still come over," Sholandra begged."Honey, I'm dead tired." At least I know you haven't been screwing anyone else," Sholandra said, sounding relieved. "Not with your period and all." Right," Laura said, marveling and how jealous both Yvette and Sholandra were.Then she recalled her own feelings about Rhonda and Yvette. And she knew Rhonda wanted to fuck.