I am a purely mechanical device." You mean like levers, gears and springs?" Sammy asked, stunned by the concept."Yes, exactly," Verdandi said, nodding...her head."You're a sentient thinking machine but with no software?" Sammy said. "How does that even work?" Well I could offer a technical explanation but to simplify things you can think of my brain as a very sophisticated and complex acabus." A bunch of little moving bits of metal?" Sammy said, shaking her head as she tried to process the. “He didn’t even kiss me goodbye” she muttered.“I’m sorry” I replied. “No Sam I am sorry to bore u with this.” “You didn’t…” I tried to reply but she cut me off. “I’m getting coffee. Want some?” “Sure” I replied, reaching for my wallet. “I got it’ she replied as she walked over to the vending machine with her heels clacking on the marble floor. She was wearing a dark skirt and low heels and I tried not to be too obvious watching. She returned a minute later with our coffees and mine was loaded. Main aur mere office ka ladka hum dono log long drive par gaye aur waha par usne mujhe rose diya aur ring diya aur usne mujhe bahut acche se propose kiya wo filmi style se kam nahi tha aur usne mujhe propose kiya aur main bhi uska proposal accept kar li aur hum dono boyfriend aur girlfriend ban gaye aur wahi par hum dono ne ek dusre ko kiss kiya aur uske bad ab to hum dono log office me jab bhi friee hote the ek dusre ko kiss karte the. Ek din mere office wale boyfriend ne mujhe whatsapp par. "For the last sentence Mrs. Brown turned to shout up the stairs and Pornacopia heard a muffled gasp escape from Sally's lips when she saw his mother's profile. For a second Leroy was afraid his partner may have noticed something and he remembered that Sally was almost as good as he was at putting things together, but when he turned to look at her she just shook her head in bemusement."I'm coming mom," Lynn called from upstairs, "hold your horses." That girl," Mrs. Brown said with a shake of her.