I look across the bar into the Budweiser imprinted mirror and see my face … it’s still a mess. I realize I can’t change what happened, but wor...t of all I’m afraid to even try. I’ve become a big fat loser and a pussy. SOMETHING IS WRONGI got this feeling a few months ago that something was wrong. My wife Joanne runs her own cleaning business and I noticed she started to come home later than usual. Sometimes looking sweaty and disheveled .. which is an incredibly sexy look on her. When I would. When she ran into Allie in Miami, it was like a meeting of two friends who hadn't seen each other in years. They clicked immediately. Sarah was gushing about the guy she had worked with and the shoot she had done for Holly Ball. Allie had been called by her former rep about the Daystar job but she hadn't called back. She had never heard of Derrick Driller and the last thing Allie needed or wanted was to fuck some over-endowed jackass who thought she should grovel at his feet and let him smack. With Jane's naturally cute face, she didn't need to cover up anything, just bring out the best of it. I put on some light mascara and eye shadow, which really showed off Laura's eyes. I could see why she had loved staring into them so much. They were very pretty, even before the makeup. Now, she looked radiant. I picked out a nice subtle red color for her lips, and gave her the lipstick tube to put into her purse for touchups. A light application of perfume, and she was all set. She was a real. "I've been waiting about this ever since my mom told me about it."I glanced around the circle and saw several other people with their hands in their pants, so I untied my board shorts and pushed down my boxers and took out my penis. (Does anyone else do this? Boxers under board shorts? Answer in the comments, please.) I won't lie to you, it's uncut and about 5 inches hard. I held it near the base between my thumb and index finger and began to flip it against my stomach until it had hardened up.