I raised up meeting his kiss and wrapped my arms around his neck. I felt his strong arms curl around my body and hold me close. He slipped his tongue ...n my mouth and I couldn’t help but do the same. He kissed me harder and our tongues battled. I felt him push me up against the wall nearest the door. My back hit the wall but we never broke the kiss. His kiss was all consuming and demanding. My knees felt weak and I knew I would have fallen right to the floor if it wasn’t for his leg placed in. They were all old or fake. And they don’t do that squeeze thing either. What you do is real man, I mean girl.’ Kevin was starry eyed. I’m glad he thought this one out. ‘I have brothers! That means that there are guys out there who watch porn who are related to me and who would recognize me.’ When I was eight I discovered my dad’s John and Yoko: Two Virgins Album. I closed my eyes till the naked people went away. Porn really wasn’t my thing. Kevin wasn’t deterred. It seemed like he had put his. This time I didn’t pull away.It went as I’d planned. The enquiry ended with the council crawling away with its metaphorical tail between its legs. I joined Deirdre at the celebrations in the village hall. Most there had no idea who I was but I was presented with a glass of champagne anyway. Deirdre made me promise to be at home to her on the following Saturday. I was.On Saturday Deirdre walked back into my house looking happier than I had ever seen her. She was wearing the same jacket and skirt. Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are now Pokémon, a Yungoos in Trumps case and a Jynx in Hillary's. With both Presidential candidates unable to speak in human language, and no longer HUMAN, the presidential race is in freefall, but that's just the first few seconds.The command structure of the entire WORLD is in chaos: not one major country emerges with its Head Of State unchanged... In Great Britain for example: out of the leaders of government only Prince William, Princess Kate, and a.