"The optimal response, I suppose" I told her with a wicked gleam in my eye, "would be to do some sort of, Alan Rickman impersonation from "Die Hard" a...d say that I am in fact an exceptional thief, and not a common one at all. In fact, and I take great pride in saying this, I am perhaps the best stolen art recovery agent in the business! Now I do in fact happen to be frequently employed by rascals, scoundrels, deviates, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents,. It’s as if I was placed there as a malicious practical joke to make her look downright hideous. And of course the opposite is true. She makes me look even more appealing!Both us girls are acutely aware of this. The key difference is that Janice absolutely hates the situation whereas I find it hilarious. There is a certain bitchy pleasure in having this unfortunate looking creature stuck next to me, attempting to tune out all the noisy flirting and fooling around that goes on with me and guys. I. Dammit. We can’t stop, though,” said Jack.“Agreed. Onward, men!” Karl replied, rousing the increasingly reluctant sailors forward. The lagoon ahead of them became increasingly marsh-like, with ample vegetation around them in the form of tall grasses and trees. They caught up to the sea monster as it crossed a narrow inlet of water that stretched in either direction as far as the eye could see, almost like a river but without flow. “We’ve got him now! Hurry!” Karl said.“Wait, stop!” cautioned. ”My tongue swirled around her ass then I dipped down and lapped at his huge balls. As Dee rose up on his cock, my tongue lapped at its base, then up the shaft to tickle at Dee’s stretched pussy. She moaned uncontrollably. I then stood up and scrambled around to aim my cock at Dee’s mouth. She felt it brush her face and opened her eyes and sucked me into her mouth. I pumped my cock into her willing mouth before she pulled away. “Stick it up my ass Ben.”Too good an offer to refuse, I quickly.