"However you really need to follow that up with a second question that I'm going to ask for you. 'Does Alpha have the same sense of humor that humans ...o?' The answer to that one is No. Mostly no, at any rate."She has developed to the point where she can decode most of our jokes and puns and various attempts at humor, but she rarely agrees that they are funny."Alpha's humor is more likely to take the form of ... oh ... let's say she'll give an answer in base twelve rather than base ten. Or. It was great showing off and I get turned on knowing that they know and can see it. The juices were beginning to flow and I wondered if they could see the pussy juice. I told Tony about the two and every now and again he took a peek and agreed they were interested. We ordered more drinks and continued to chat and the two were still looking my way. One was blonde and one was dark haired. I estimate that they could not of been more than 18 or 19 years of age. In any event they were about 10 years. "No, I live on the next street over."With that, she leaned over and planted her lips on his. She wasn't usually this aggressive, but she was drunk and incredibly horny. Apparently he was too, because he kissed her back just as aggressively. He somehow got his seatbelt off and started pulling her closer to him. As they made out, his hand slipped under her shirt to her breast, and her hand began to stroke him through his pants. He was already hard! He began to kiss down her neck and then her. There was an old guy, around 70, that would come in every day for his newspaper. He was a cheeky bugger and used to spend most of the time while talking to me looking at my breasts (I'm 36D), which I did like and it did turn me on. One night while making love with my husband Phil I told him about Mr Sykes and him being a dirty old man and it seemed to turn him on. He told me to enjoy the attention and lead the old fella on. I started leaving my bra off and wearing the type of tops that showed.