Leon was more than happy when his female friend came into the store. Hehadn't really seen her since the night that they had kissed. He waspartially af...aid that he had scared her off after rushing to a kiss butthe mood was just right and it wasn't malicious. In fact, it seemed likeshe had enjoyed it."Hi," Leon said after getting away from his work. It was late, close toclosing time and he met her in the bakery section. She looked like shewanted to talk and waited for him until he wasn't busy,. It appears to be an old fashioned wooden outhouse, but with onestrange difference. It appears to be shaped like the letter "L" withan oddly shaped box, almost like a coffin, extending from the rear. Iam allowed to join the party as Joan shows us what it is. First sheopens the door with the traditional crescent cut in it at the top forlight and we see that sure enough, it is a true outhouse with is aledge with a toilet seat inside. "Now just wait til you see what is under that toilet seat,. I fish the phone out of my pocket and see that it's her. A picture of her happy smiling face lights up the display, so I don't answer it. I have no place to go so I drive down the coastline marveling at the beauty of the scenery.South Carolina is one of America's hidden gems. It's every bit as beautiful and scenic along the coastline as any of the Atlantic coast states, but doesn't get half of the publicity. Can you picture a state that's as beautiful as Florida, but without the drug dealers,. Anything that would get us back home, safe and hopefully drier even a half hour or more sooner was music to our ears.Sure I could claim that it was his stupid idea in the first place, but I was the boss and ultimately the shit starts and stops with me. So a half hour later when a twelve foot long swamp lizard dashed out of the marshy tall reeds less than a dozen paces away from us, there was really no one at all to blame except for myself!Swamp lizards can usually be avoided. Most successfully.