"I've just not had the time recently!" I replied honestly."But that's all changed now. You have loads of free time where you could be dating and getti...g fucked!" He said rather excitedly and to be honest it excited me also."Do you think I should contact one of my regulars or recruit some new cock?" I asked teasingly."New cock would be fun, but if you wanted to date one of your previous boyfriends who pleased you sexually then why not!" He stated clinically."They all satisfied me or do you not. What you can do is cut out all fatty and spicy food. Get rid of alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, tea, and any other drugs. take walks every day, but make sure you don’t exercise too hard.”The man says, “Will that give me longer to live?”The doc replies, “No, but it’ll certainly seem longer.”“My missus dumped me ‘cos she says I’m too obsessed with football,” said the first fella.“How long have you been with her?” asked the second fella.“Six seasons.”A young Scotsman leaves home and moves to New. Kissingmy breast, she said softly, "Stay there, I have to do what themistress says. I'll be back in a moment."She ran to the door, called Carol and rushed back again."Miss me?," she smiled as she fell to her knees. I had alreadylifted my skirt. I pulled her head to my hot, wet knickers andstopped with horror as her wig came off in my hand.Mrs Manley screamed as her orgasm came. Carol tripped into the roomagain and I sat motionless with my mouth gaping as I looked at thefigure of the man between. Michelle knocked on the door of my bedroom and I let her in. She didn’t go for her purse, but instead started up a conversation with me. She asked me why I had left the backyard. I told her the truth, that I was getting overstimulated watching them, and that I couldn’t help looking down her bikini top. She told me that she knew I was a virgin, and that she thought I was probably too embarrassed to talk about it. I told her that she was right, and that I wished I was more experienced. She said.