You get to have fun, but it might hurt me." Don't talk about it that way. It should be exciting, not scary. It's only a second or two of pain, kind of...like getting a shot, then the rest is pleasure, for the rest of your life." How do you know," Snookie countered. "You're a guy, and a virgin at that." Well, I've been doing some reading..." Oh great," she grumbled. "I wanted a lover and I got a reader. You've been readin' and I'm gonna be bleedin'." Stop it. You make it sound like we're. He told me that if I really pissed you off I'd be entertained and damned if he wasn't right! The one thing I want to know though is can you pitch? I know you're a helluva first baseman but we've got a pretty good one now. Our best pitcher plays a fine second but you just gave him a severe beating."I told him I hadn't ever tried to pitch but I'd try. He handed me the ball and pointed to the mound. "Can you give me a minute?" I asked. He looked puzzled when he said sure, but smiled when I went. .. That's right, your baby girl... Don't look at me with those big eyes, she wants to talk to you... Oh stop shaking your so fast, you looks so silly. What's the matter? Don't you want to tell Jessica all about us? No?"... I'm terribly sorry Jessica, but your mother just isn't in the mood right now to talk to you. I guess she's too embarrassed about her predicament.Bull shit, she isn't even there. And who the hell is Nip-Nip?That's your mommy's pet name when she's here with us, on account of. Since he subscribed to a traffic advisory service, the navigator would steer him clear of the worst of the standstills by giving him lesser-clogged alternates.In LA?? Yeah right!When he finally arrived at Judy's, he was pleasantly surprised to find the driveway was clear. He made his wide turn in front of the house and backed the trailer in, making sure that he was as close to the door as he could get without knocking it down or putting a trailer sized hole in it.Michelle burst out of the front.