“No, it isn’t. I would love it! But what aboutmom? How can we get her to accept me? As her… lover,” he added a littlelower.“We have to gambl... a little. But I don’t think it’s a big risk. Your motheris a very adaptable woman and she loves you very much.”“Mhm, me too, but…”“Wait, I’ll tell you a secret, and this is part of why I don’t trust herwith other men outside home. Well, OK here it comes. Once you get your handon your mother’s vagina she’s gone!”“Gone?”“Yes. She just can’t seem to resist,. She stretched out on the little wicker loveseat, tickled once again by the classic southern charm of the little room. The paperback was one she had read a few years back - a semi-fictional tell all about a congressional intern and the sexual/political scandals she encountered. Not great literature, Rachael thought around chapter three, but far racier than she remembered. She found her pulse elevating a touch, as the sexual liaison in the senator's office brought back vivid memories of her own. I shall inspect it later, and do an inventory there, before seeing to it as my own personal office.”“Inventory? What for?”“Many reasons, Mr. Jones, but one is to ensure that nothing goes missing. Maids and others have been known to help themselves to items such as cleaning utensils, particularly consumables. Do the contractors supply the cleaners with materials, or does the household supply these?”“Uh ... I don’t know. You had better ask about that.”“I shall communicate with the companies. A more interesting confirmation of a township legend occurred just three years ago, in the discovery of a series of private communications among Abigail, Eleora, and Kefira from the year 8315. A safe and effective cure for eternal virginity had been verified in December of 8314, based on viral-enhanced stem cells that would re-generate the critical memory processing abilities of the brain. But the cure required resources that were scarce at the time, and it would take three years to cure all.