Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!Q: What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?A: T...quila MockingbirdQ: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!Q: How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic?A: They keep falling off the wagon.Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle?A: none. the lady should already have it open on the table!Q: How can you find the guy. But neither option seemed to work out.So lots of times it tented my skirt in the back or worse, flipped myskirt up. I looked at all the new clothes, all dresses, skirts and other feminineclothing. Not a single pair of pants between them or was there? Then Ispotted something between two skirts, and YES, Mom did buy me some pants.Actually they were slacks, but I was already glad it was some kind ofpants.Then my mood dropped again, only two pair of pants with this whole heapof girl things. That. Mai kaha aare mata ziii aabhi to lund ko aap ki chud se nikala hai aabhi mera lund thooda aaram kar raha hai aabhi aap usko uthane mai madat kare tabhi to wo aap ki gand maar paega aur phir hum 69 ki position mai aa gae aur wo phirse mere upar aa gae aur iss baar unhone aapna jayda pressure mere moo kee upar rakha aur mai bhi aapna unki chud mai ungli daal raha tha aur unki gand mai aapna thumb daal raha tha aur aacha se unki chud aur gand ke ched ko lick kiye jaa raha tha aur wo moam kiye jaa. I started feeling naked without abutt plug and I started knowing Her better. One day after I was close to cumming about 5 times but she would stoppenetrating me and would wait until she would feel me subside. I startedby begging, then crying, then pleading and then pleading and crying butshe was merciless. She would play me like a musical instrument. By then Icould not take it, but it felt so good because otherwise I would not havestayed on that table on all fours while she was doing something.