Mark loses his footing and goes to the ground, turning in the process. Janet’s eyes go wide as two men step out, a large dark skinned man with a pis...ol and a smaller man with a black ski mask on and carrying a large assault rifle.“Go!” Mark yells as he regains his footing.The larger man lifts his pistol and fires it. The bullet tears through the air right into Janet’s forehead. Her head slings back as brain matter and blood splatter outward with the bullet.Before Janet’s body even hits the. The real hero, is Alexander Cummings, as he was issued the first flush toilet patent. The inventor!Sitting on the porcelain throne with a sinister magazine, we when adolescents, we should of spoken his name with more reverence. “Cumming, I’m cumming!”Oh, FYI, sinister means left handed. Your right hand is otherwise too occupied to hold the magazine, unless you are sinister yourself? Are you?Anyway, the large enough for multi-persons shower stall problem, is soon resolved. Going to Gidget’s new. Maybe she has the right idea people can see right through our dresses anyway.I was still feeling the effects of all the champagne I drank. I decided to go outside for some air.It was fairly well light outside. I guess it had to be, can't have guests falling. Around the side of the building was a girl sucking a guys dick. Oh fuck yeah that feels so good he told her. Suck me off baby, suck me. Down a bit was a guy beating off going to give a tree his cum. What a waste.It's almost as if I was. Who doesn't, I said. He looked at me in a serious way. Do you know why I chose this building to live? Because there are only 10 apartments and in 6 of them live alone mature / older women. Women such as Berta. Follow me. We went up to the floor above ours, and knocked at a door. A tall blonde women opened. Big tits, a bit chubby, but still with a waist. Henry introduced me to Berta, who happened to be a widow and had no family. She offered us a cup of coffee, which we accepted. Henry left us.