The thing is the bartender somehow is down at our end and in the conversation also. So Tina says something like “you’re a big guy I bet your big�...Me: aren’t all black guysAll of them same time: NoooooooooooooooAnd they all laugh. I’m like really somebody if making our BBC reality a myth? Let me buy all of you a round I want to hear storiesThe thing about women telling you about their sex life, is that they will instinctively tell you exactly what they want and don’t and how to go about getting. Let me start by saying how happy I am to see your casts off, Jason." Who was this woman that she knew about my casts? "I'm not sure if you noticed, but all of your medical expenses have been taken care of. Unfortunately your bike was completely totaled in your accident, but I am prepared to offer you a check in recompense, plus some to cover your... Shall we say, trauma?... Since everything has happened." I don't understand," mom piped in, "Do you represent the woman that nearly killed him?". Alan started to tell his companion about Ian, waffling on and laughing at his own witticisms making Ian wince with embarrassment and annoyance. Then, to the surprise of both Alan and himself, the woman smiled at Ian and asked him to dance, dumbfounded Ian led the way out onto the dance floor and took her in his arms to dance to the slow music."I'm Candice by the way." the woman smiled."I guess you already know my name is Ian." he replied."Um," Candice responded, "by the way, I'm sorry about. As we were leaving she pointed to the ceiling. It was a CCTV camera and it would have caught me worship her feet.“Remind me on Monday to get the tape from Amy, I’m guessing you don’t want anyone see that,” she said as she burst into laughter.I started to go red. She ran her fingers through my hair and then onto my cheek and said “Don’t worry about it I’ll take care of it, nobody will find out.”***************** I woke up the next day thinking about Laura feet; it’s all I could think about. I.