"Honey," the groom said, "you get on top and I'll try." That didn't work.Figuring they needed more weight on the lid, the bride said, "Sweetheart, you...get on top and I'll try." Still no success.Then the man said, "Let's both get on top and try."At that point the parrot yanked away the towel and said, "Zoo or no zoo, this I gotta see!"The following group are compliments of bobA lawyer who got on an airplane and found himself, to his delight, seated next to an incredibly beautiful blonde who was. The Casino floor was crowded and noisy.Bryan and Joe wanted to play some card games before dinner. I stood behind Bryan and Joe and watched them play. Our backs were to the walkway which allowed for plenty of people walking by to catch a look. I felt like I was naked standing in a large crowd. I tried to just concentrate on the game rather than people noticing me, many did. Some were more obvious than others about pointing out my condition. I felt flush with excitement.Joe and Bryan would both. I also helped this country increase its tourist advertising and I sponsored contests for free trips from America and other English speaking countries. (The winners thought they were selected by chance, but my agents ascertained that the recipients were rape-worthy before they won.)Opening DayThe prison opened today. Three girls in their late teens had been framed by my police and convicted by my judges. They were awaiting me in the next room wearing leg shackles but with their arms free. They. I obliged and felt his rock hard dick begin to split me open. His dick was definitely bigger than my plug but it felt amazing. I rocked up and down on his dick trying not to draw too much attention to the activity we were performing. After a few minutes of fucking, he pulled me down and held me on his lap. He told me he was going to cum if I let him keep fucking me and I replied with a smile and a whisper, “Fuck your little cum slut.”I lifted myself off of him slightly, holding onto the couch.