Jared had never experienced such flatulence inhis life. It smelled as rotten as it was thunderous. The fartingremained continuous and Jared laughed at...his comical predicament untilhis abs twinged uncomfortably.A look of puzzlement was now worn on Jared's face. He walked across hisliving room floor and got to his mirror in a too tiny bathroom. Jaredrealized the doorframes didn't prove as much of an obstacle as it useto. Looking himself in the mirror Jared was shocked to find his waist alittle. It was a schooner of just under two hundred feet in length, with a narrow beam in the Bermuda Sloop configuration, with raked masts, three of them. Triangular sails adorned them, with a for'ard staysail in front of the foremast, and a spinnaker ballooning out ahead of that as well, when all sail was set. The Bermuda Sloop is arguably the precursor to the racing yacht. She was named the "Merry Lass", and her sale was ordered by a divorce decree, forced by a vindictive spouse. Now we just needed. Normally I hate buying cars. Actually, I hate shopping, full stop ... and I'm a hopeless haggler, but Anna was in no hurry. We were looking for something small, reliable and economical, so we looked at Fiestas, Corsas, Micras ... you get the picture, I expect. Almost every one we looked at would have done the job, but each one had something she didn't like.Jasmine had some disagreement with Danny and was mooning around the house as we got into August. Neither of them wanted to talk to me about. Anybody walking in right now would find out about me eavesdropping on this entire conversation. Luckily no one really came through here which might be why this conversation was being held here.I really didn’t mean to listen in on this conversation, I just happened to wander in here without attracting notice from the two girls. Now any right minded fellow would tell Zach what he just heard. But the only problem is that I’m Michael. And that Ashley was one hot ass girl. She was a little shorter.