Big, small, fat, tall.”Horrified, the female reporter said; “You ought to be hung!”The Chief said, “Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long...like snake”The offended reporter said, “You don’t have to be hostile!”The Chief replied, “Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!”The reporter cried, “Oh, dear!”“No deer,” said the Chief. “Ass too high; run too fast.”✧ ✧ ✧An Airbus 380 is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h in 30,000 feet, when suddenly a Eurofighter. We ate and visited, laughing about something that had happened in the tire shop a day or 2 back, and she told us about what she had seen at the market that morning. She told me that there was something she wanted to show me when we went together the next time to the market.She, after the dishes were cleaned, and the food put away, so he could take it home with him, told him to come with her and try the clothes she had bought for him. He was totally surprised. Nobody had EVER treated him like. Sue was sitting next to me, she looked at me and winked then got up and walked to my room.I followed sue to the bedroom and when I walked in she was sitting on the edge of the bed with no pantsI walked up to her and gave her a kiss, she kissed me then pushed me head down and I took the hint.I got on my knees in front of her and started licking her pussy, she was really wet!!Me: looks like jim wasnt the only one who enjoyed the lapdance!Sue: oh baby I couldn't help it, I love it when u watch!. Mom what? Rachel jumped up off the couch and rushed over the Betty slapping her face. She lifted up Betty's dress and pulled down her panties. I stared, not believing what I was seeing. Then she smacked Betty's bottom with her hand. Betty gave a muffled gasp, but didn't do anything else. Rachel spanked her over and over again, and Rachel's hands finally flew to cover her rear. "Get your hands away or it'll be more*!" Rachel said. I couldn't believe she could make her voice so stern! She waited,.