Now I am getting perturbed and tell them that Donny is not here and not to call again. I fall back to sleep and now I am woken up again and I start ge...ting messages saying meet me in the park in an hour and there is some photos attached. It is dick photos from someone and they are of the biggest black cock that I have ever seen. It is from some guy named Jai Jai. I try to sleep and the phone rings again and this time it is a very deep sounding voice telling me to get my ass over to the park and. The older brother and youngest sister of the Cardello family talked liked Mark and I weren’t even there. I was honored and humbled in an odd way that they’d trust me in this manner. This was what intimacy was. I was charging up for something exciting and mysterious and unpredictable. “Dad?” Devon said switching gears from beggar to bully. “Dad finds out about you and Steve McMasters the other night and you’re fucking dead. You want to bring Dad up?”Mr. Cardello was known as a neighborhood. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem.Walk into a very busy person’s office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as ‘Bob.’Announce to everyone in a meeting that you “really have to go do number two”.After every sentence, say ‘mon’ in a really bad Jamacian accent. As in, “the. She wanted me to take in everything. Before us stood Arabella, smiling as her gimp waited patiently on all fours. A curtain divided the cellar and the women applauded as Arabella swished it open.There, in the light of two small frosted glass windows, hung a silky noose from a central beam. Below it a simple three-legged stool with legs no more than eight inches long. A small black enamel dish on the floor was the only other object in the cellar. Arabella walked her now quivering gimp close to.