."You pull apart and give her a wide grin. Her hair and makeup are done but she's still in her normal clothes. "You look incredible!" you say.She blus...es and smiles. "What until you see me in the dress ... and out of it!" she says with a wink.She then takes you by the hand and leads you back to the dressing room. "Come here Jerry, I have something strange to show you."You walk to the back of the church, out of the sanctuary and into one of the rooms in the back. You see clothes, makeup and hair. She lay on her back, one hand shielding her dark eyes from the sun as she basked in the golden rays, her skin taking on a reflective sheen that served only to accentuate the bumps and curves of her uncomfortably feminine body.What I had only glimpsed in the tent I now saw in full sunlight, her sinewy arms and chest upon which perched two (by human standards) large breasts that hung attractively, the deep purple skin that ran over her tight belly and her abs that would make any Olympic swimmer. The phonerang four times and she picked up. I heard "Hello?" in thatdistinctively husky voice."Hi, Alaina. This is Lonnie from the bookstore. I've got good news.'Gender Dichotomy' just arrived." That's great!" When can you come in to pick it up?" I've got a problem with that Lonnie. My car broke down three days agoand the repair shop just gave me some bad news. I need a newtransmission." I'm sorry to hear that Alaina." I know that I'm asking you for a big favor but do you suppose you candrop. I even do a lot of restoration on antiques. I always use the best wood and take great pride in my work,” he told me. Damn, I would have never guessed this about this handsome man but I liked that he worked with his hands. “How about you Clark, where do you work?” he asked. “I teach down at the local collage. Math and creative writing, been there for four years now,” I answered as we reached the park and I continued to lead us toward the Gazebo. “Wow a book man. A teacher. Very impressive.