" Shelly whispered, "I've got some whore rings, they say nine ninety nine, that's the cost of a fuck, is that you Jayne, are you a cheap whore who fuc...s for nine, ninety nine?" No!" Jayne protested."I'll put your lovely ruby ear rings in the locker and you can wear these," Shelly whispered as she removed the sleepers from behind Jayne's ruby ear studs and fitted the ugly diamond shaped 9.99 price tag ear rings,"You look wonderful!" Shelly admitted, "But, yes just a moment." and she slipped away. But...I decided that I had had enough time being a proper lady, now it was timeto be the feminine equivalent of a slob.I switched on the TV and thought about watching something new. As I wasdressed so femininely, I thought it was a good idea to put on somethingequally feminine. Let's go down this rabbit hole as far as it will go. SoI found myself looking at the DVD box set of Sex and the City sitting onthe shelf in the living room. My wife had been obsessed with the showwhen it was airing, but. Fortunately, there are some tricks you can use to help your odds of actually doing to the deed.1: Make sure you're as horny as possible. This is a good rule to follow because I've found the more turned on you are the more likely you are to have the willpower to follow through. And while being extra horny doesn't always help the drop off of desire post-orgasm, it will make you a lot more likely to not back out before you even get to the point of trying to eat your own cum.Chastity can be very. Maybe don't do that."They're pure Adams!" Hey, maybe I could call them Adams' Apples, sinceI'd definitely lost the one I had! They'd have to be those big bakingapples though...I started with washing my hair. After rinsing I was about to squirt outsome shampoo into my hand when Ruby grabbed the bottle."What?" Conditioner first," she said helpfully."Not into the scalp, into the ends of your hair," Kay added.Soon all three girls were stood around me, supervising me as Iconditioned, shampooed,.