Im about 57, hazel eyes, and chestnut brown colored hair. My husband and I go to the beach for vacation every summer, so Im very dark skinned. My brea...ts are a perfect 32D with an areola the size of a quarter. Just as I was getting settled on the couch to finger myself to the thought of Pauls luscious body all over mine, the doorbell rang. I literally jumped up and sprinted to the door. In the sexiest voice I could, I asked behind the closed door, Who is it? Its Paul, the UPS guy! I have a. I’ll even stay naked…but you have to get me out of here right this minute.”I lifted the trunk lid and helped her up.Mom said, “You little bastard, you could have done that at any time, couldn’t you.”Then Mom said, “God damn it.”Just then I heard her pee splashing onto the floor of the garage. I just slipped my hand under her crotch and cupped her very warm and very wet pussy.Mom smiled at me and said, “You little bastard, you’re a pervert too…just like your father.”She spread her feet slightly. "Yes, Miss Janice." Yes, Miss Janice what?" she asked with an extra firm shove of herfinger."Yes Miss Janice, I'm going to be your beautiful girl," I said."That's right," she agreed. "Now it's time to wash your hair."Her finger slid out of me and she washed her hands. She squeezed gelfrom another bottle into my hand and I shampooed myself. When I hadfinished, Janice rinsed all the soap off me. I gasped as all my bodyhair washed off me and floated down the drain."What did you do?" I started to. .. and Mexico isn't in Texas.As far as latitude, it's about the same as Knoxville, Tennessee ... it has been known to snow like a motherfucker in Knoxville. Knoxville has the benefit of Gulf winds. It gets cold in Knoxville ... but it doesn't stay cold.Armadillo, on the other hand, has nothing between it and the North-pole except a barbed wire fence or two and some of those fences are down. Armadillo ... where diesel fuel gets so cold, it gels. When Amarillo gets cold, it stays cold.Llano.