John Francois walked in, the epitome of the word ‘debonair’. ‘Good afternoon, Makena. Can I speak to you for a minute?’ Makena wanted to roll ...er eyes. How many different ways do I have to say ‘you can’t have my goodies’ for him to get it? ‘How can I help you?’ she asked. John sat, uninvited, into one of the seats in front of her desk. He pulled out several menus. ‘Which one of these five star restaurants should I take you to tonight?’ he boldly inquired. Makena’s jaw fell off its hinge, hit. Com)**********************************************************************Jessica came down from her room on Thanksgiving morning not bothering to dress since nudity was common in her house, she was expecting to find her mother busy in the kitchen cooking up the traditional Thanksgiving turkey-girl they got from hill's every year but when she entered the kitchen her mother was not there, the kitchen was silent, no turkey-girl in the oven, in the meat locker, on the counter or anywhere. "Would you like one of these?" Er...Oh yes, Thank you."I didn't look at the boys at the other table as I returned to my seat. I could hear them talking."See, even the pizza man thinks he looks like a girl. He gave him one of those dolls."Mom was almost finished with her pizza. I put the doll on the table, as far from me as I could. I started to eat the ices so fast that I got a major pain between my eyes. I just wanted to get out of there. I guess Mom noticed my face screw up."You don't. I was on my way home and passed through a smaller town to eat, and on my way out saw a very cute girl walking in a short skirt. The wind caught it a bit and before she pulled it down I was treated to a glimpse of her green thongs!! I just knew I had to have them! Now I have used this technique several times before and it worked all but twice! I followed her to a park and as she sat on a park bench texting, I approached her and cleared my throat. She looked up and I said "Hi, I know this is.