‘What’s this supposed to be?’ I asked the waitress after I leg-roped her and dragged her back to my table. I didn’t really, but it did take so...e doing to grab her attention. ‘It’s crumbed calamari.’ ‘No, it’s crumbed squid rings, it is not calamari.’ ‘Yeah it’s squid, that’s calamari, and it’s been minced and shaped into a ring and crumbed, therefore it’s crumbed calamari.’ I pushed the plate away from me in disgust. ‘Do you want it or not?’ ‘I wouldn’t feed this to my cat.’ I told her so she. He arrived back at the table with the drinks within minutes. He placed the vodka and tonic in front of her and what looked like a large bourbon in front of him.“Thanks,” she said, adding the tonic to the spirit. “Is that rye whisky you're drinking?”“No single malt.”Just as he'd finished speaking another spectre-like waiter appeared and gave them menus. Her eyes nearly popped out of her head when she saw the prices. She decided, at these prices, she'd just have a main course.“I can recommend the. Aur jab bhi serve karti unke boobs ke jalak mil jaati. Pehle toh kabhi bhabhi ke baare mein itni feelings nahi aai.Par kya batao unke boobs itne bade the ki dekh kar hi bhabhi ke boobs se doodh peene ka man karta tha. Kasam se dosto woh hamare society ki Babita bhabhi thi. Aap isi se andaza laga sake ho ke koi bhi une chodne ki ek bhi mauka na miss kare.Ek din bhabhi ka call aaya aur unhe ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya. Unke bache ki tabiyat bohut hi kharab thi. Main vaha gaya aur unhe doctor ke. "You got it free on your own?" heasked unnecessarily."No, I asked a passing destroyer to give me a tow."He laughed. "I asked for that, here catch," and he threw the round thingto me, it was a coconut."I didn't know they fruited in the spring." They fruit all year round. When you open it, don't throw the greenouter husk away, we can make mats for the cottage with it." He looked atme, "You're soaking wet?" I had to fully submerge at the stern to make sure the prop was freebefore I started the.