’ Mike let Jimmy go and he scuttled away, invective trailing behind him. I was totally pissed off. My choice in men seemed lousy, as always. Mom had...married Dad when she was seventeen and they had been madly in love until the day he was killed in a car crash. I had managed no such luck in men so far in my eighteen years of living. ‘Thanks,’ I said. ‘That was getting nasty.’ ‘Thank Jack,’ he said, indicating our host, apparently busy inviting Jimmy and his friends to remove themselves,. “I’ll be awhile but if you need me to leave, I can.” He said and before he could finish I chimed in. “No, no, no.” I said quickly. “You’re fine here. “ I smiled at him and turned to leave, heading towards the carport door and just before I opened it, I yelled out to him. “I’ll be right back!” I shut the door and headed for the car. I got to the end of my driveway and realized that I forgot my phone and I have to admit that I would have driven the 10 th of mile back in reverse but I don’t do. When they had satisfied each other they showered together and he helped her fix supper because it was getting to be that time. He had to ask, “What made that happen?”She gave the saddest smile, “My husband had been sick and mostly bedridden for a while. He called me in one afternoon and said he suddenly felt a lot worse. Maybe he should go to the hospital. A storm like the one we just had arrived and he died in my arms during it. I called 911 but there was nothing they could do. I have that. ”Lois begins to move her hand up Chris’ thigh, until she reaches the zipper of his jeans. “Chris, do you know what a Blowjob is?”Chris’ heart almost jumps out of his chest when he hears his mom say that. “Y-Yeah. Those cost $50 at the corner by Mr. Quagmire’s house.”“Yeah, well to get one now, all you gotta do is answer the question right.” Lois says as she slowly unzips Chris’ pants. “Who discovered America?”Chris begins to sweat. He’s heard the answer to this before, but was too busy thinking.