With large hanging DD Tits, long chunky legs that end at my Phat Ass. I have a belly that does hang with cellulite but over all I would say I'm quite ...uckable! I lost about 30 lbs for my trip I went out bought myself some Bikinis I would never wear around anyone I knew but hey I was going to Relax and have some Fun. I arrived at the resort later on a Friday, I checked in went had dinner, then a few drinks in one of the bars. I met a some people we we talked then said goodnight see you tomorrow.. Tonightit is a new dress he bought and how should he do his/her hair.I really am not listening as I am kind of just watching himslowly stroke his dick. Chad is going to get the surgery soon(Ballsy decision, no pun intended) so there will be one lesscock in the world. For some reason I do not understand I wantChad's dick in my mouth right now. Maybe because I was thinkingof cunt woman's pussy and need to get that bad thought out of myhead. Or maybe seeing Chad in candle light with his soft. I reached in and pulled out the perfect dress, a bright red satin strapless minidress that came to just above my knees that I could easily get away with going bare underneath. It had some Spandex that made it very clingy and formfitting. "Oh, honey, that's perfect. I know just the dress I have that will knock their eyes out when they see the two of us side-by-side. You know the one, the red pleated minidress, the strapless one. Bring yours so we can see if they clash or not." We went down the. Giggling, the two women, explained thiswas the standard way women, who knew each other, "shook hands". Asecond attempt by Joyce to greet me was more successful. I certainlyenjoyed the female way much more than the male. As we parted, Joycenoticed that my skirt began to "tent" (even though I wore two sets ofpanties). She pointed at my skirt and said."So he wants to be a girl, but he get turned on by kissing a woman ...your not gay." No", I hurriedly assured Joyce, "I only get excited by.