And I made you cum.” She said gently rubbing Sarah’s swollen clit. Sarah was half turned on, and half in denial at what just happened. Sarah had n...ver even had a thought about being a with a girl, but her boyfriend had never made her cum this quick. It didn’t help that the girl was absolutely gorgeous. “I have to go.” Sarah said.Kelly stood up and leaned down getting into Sarah’s face. She grinned when Sarah started backing down under her power. She kissed Sarah passionately as she knew that. Of course, nothing penetrated the armor and I TPed home. Dad really yelled at me when I told him what I had done; he ordered me never to do something so stupid again and never to tell Mother what I had done. He then admitted that my armor had passed a very tough test.I had an even scarier (to me) test of the armor a few days later. I decided that I should make an effort to get used to the armor, so I started wearing it any time I was away from home. I had ridden my motor scooter down town and. It didn’t take but a couple of moments and a short conversation that consisted of, “Good morning, your sister is still sleeping.”“You are looking mighty fine this morning, Betty Ann.”“Back at you, baby boy. What is that thing sticking up under the sheet?”“Sit on it and find out for true, pretty thing.”“Is it in, Mark? I gotta have it and that’s a fact!”After that, the only sounds from the rec room consisted of both of us sucking in air as we slammed into each other with youthful abandon. I. The entire episode had been witnessed by an old drunk at the other end of the bar. He now walked up to the selective scotch drinker, put a glass down in front of him and asked: “What do you think of this?”The scotch expert took a sip of the golden liquid and spat it out violently on the bar. “That’s disgusting!” he said. “It tastes like piss!”“It is,” replied the old drunk. “Now tell me how old I am.A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender: “Give me a beer before the arguments.