I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the...ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I. Grabbing Susan's ass, I began to fuck her in earnest. Long deep strokes at a steady pace, left her hanging on to me with her arms locked around my neck and legs locked around my waist, she was at my mercy now to do with what I pleased. Her hips moved to meet mine as we fucked in perfect rhythm, her eyes were closed her mouth slightly open, and even her breathing matched mine. I had to have this woman in all positions possible, so I stood up with her still impaled on my cock, as I lifted her up. Scott rubbed the bare backs of his wives as they kissed. “Maybe I should leave you two lovely girls to yourselves,” he smiled.“We have the best of both worlds, we love each other as women can, and also love our husband,” Jenny said, kissing him. “Let’s find a table and get down to some serious dancing and fucking!”Sula walked hand in hand with Jenny as Scott followed behind again, admiring their cute asses. “I still can’t believe I’m married to those two beautiful asses.”“You sure are!” Sula. She smiled back at me and bit her lip. I was frozen. I didn’t know if I should kiss her or whip my dick out and start fucking her, so I just stood there. Amazed, stupefied, and marveling at Alex.“I can’t believe you’re here.”“I know, neither can I. I had to see you.”“You’re impatient.”“I am. When it comes to you, I can’t control myself.”Alex ran her hands down the length of her dress. She reached her pussy, and slowly used one finger to rub her clit. I stood at the edge of the bed, hypnotized.