“Sure thing, Bro. As long as you wake up again! We definitely need to talk later,” she said with a crooked grin.I closed my eyes, and blissful dar...ness whisked me away.I awoke with a start as the door opened with a ‘clang.’ I wiped my eyes blearily as I struggled to figure out where I was for a moment.“Oh, hey, Hon! Sorry to wake you. I just need to check on your vitals, and I was going to give you some soft solids to eat. Aww, ain’t that sweet! Your sister and your girlfriend are cuddled up on. Wadshot?" Very well," Patricia said annoyed. She flattened the note out on her lap then picked it up and read.To the mystery woman that comes in the night to Mr. Edward Harrison. Please be at 34D Cummings Street at 9 AM tomorrow morning."So you do not deny that you are the woman?" I asked."No," Patricia said sadly."Mr. Harrison said you give an excellent blowjob," said Bones."He did?" asked Patricia with a glimmer of pleasure in her countenance."He was very much pleased. He said you are skilled. They are keen, but your sister becomes positively miserable when I broach the topic. I have a doubt.” She suddenly became silent. Sarat stood waiting for her to come out with her mysterious doubt, but mother was hesitant even to mention the thought that had occurred to her.”Yes, Ma what’s your doubt?””Is she is love with a married man?” Mother spoke in a whisper.”Very unlikely. Why don’t you ask her?””Why don’t you?””No Ma. I will not. She can’t bear it if both of us are after her.” He went. Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control in Athens airport.“Nationality?” asks the immigration officer.“German,” she replies.“Occupation?”“No, just here for a few days.”As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Parking Officer’s funeral, a voice from insidescreams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let me out!”The Vicar smiles, leans forward, sucking air through his teeth and mutters, “Too late, mate, the paperwork’s already done.”I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last.
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