A few years back I was in Charlotte. The Crown Plaza. I'd not been there before in the times I'd been to Charlotte but had an excellent experience in ...iami so I wanted to try another to see if their customer service was on a par with Florida. They were a five star hotel, but not for what you might think. In August in the South, thunderstorms tend to delay flights and this August night was no different. The flight from Cincinnati that was due in at 6:00 didn't arrive until 9:30, so I finally got. He demanded to know why I'd not been around for Fresher's Week and I immediately told him to mind his own fucking business.Needless to say he ensured that I became the floor leper, but I can't really say that I cared one way or the other. I'd hear them returning from their drunken orgies as I was studying the finer points of cosmology and breathed a sigh of relief to be exempt from it all. Young impressionable girls circled around the jerk and I fervently prayed that he'd slip up and impregnate. ”“Good. Tell us about it.”“It’s a bigger house than you’ve tackled in the past. It has five bedrooms, three baths, living room, dining room, study, family room, and an attached two car garage. It’s sitting on five acres with its own pond. The family is asking $36,000 for it. Once you’ve fixed it up, you should be able to get $60,000 or more for it. Quite possibly, a lot more for it.”“That’s kind of unbelievable. What’s the story?”“Eight years ago the wife killed her husband. The husband’s will. I walked toward their car and they got out and started speaking French and I couldn't understand a word and I told them I didn't parleveau (sp.) French. I took it they didn't understand English either but I motioned to my truck thinking they might want to see the inside. I deliver parts to Freightliner dealers and my truck is a pretty much show truck with an extended sleeper and a lot of extras. They nodded yes they would like to see it. We got in and she went right for the sleeper and set down.