But it was the girth of her cock that was the problem. Itwas like she was packin' a can of Pringles down there!The audience laughsKEN: In fact, it ama...ed me how she was able to tuck that thing up forthe swimsuit competition.MELANIE: So how did she do it?KEN: I wish I could tell you Melanie, but it is kind of a tradesecret. If I told you that, Amber would be very pissed at me.The audience laughs.MELANIE: Since this a pay-per-view show, we can do just aboutwhatever we want, how about a little. Then tests the thing and pronounces it "fully functional" and calls the detective.Without preamble he begins the brief, "Listen carefully Cheryl, the perpetrator arrived at the cabin forty seven minutes ago. All the monitoring equipment is inside and functioning normally. Once you are inside we need to hear a demand for any act of fornication. And it will strengthen your case if we record a flat adamant refusal from you. Now when you do that he try may to strike you. But we will be listening. But I won’t do that. You know me.Nyla: Tell me what you want.Ron: And, I may just be seeing only glimpses of your tight cleavage in your uncomfortable stances. And, also, only the very delightful impressions of your lusty thick legs. But, I can say whatever I want, you know. I can tell everybody I saw you in a very, very compromising position. Something even more scandalous than this. But you know I won’t do that.Nyla: Just tell me what you want me to do.Rona: I told you already. I don’t want. You're still in sixth form. What happened last week shouldn't have happened." But it did happen," she reminded him."It did. And I should have stopped it before it got that far." John paused waiting for Kate to agree."I really like you, John," Kate replied. "And I will never forget that kiss we had. I know it's wrong, and I know you're married, but I don't regret it one little bit." Kate..." John chipped in."Don't!" Kate snapped back at him. "Let me talk." OK." I've never had any luck with guys..