"Singing," I told him."And?" Bill asked."Our girlfriends are in there with our Moms and Sisters," Sean told them. Shortly the singing started again. I... went on for some time before anyone emerged."After dinner we'll have a little recital," Mother Margie told all of us guys, as all of the women filed out and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner. Annie and Sara went with them hardly giving Sean and me a look in passing. We were greatly disappointed."Doesn't do any good to say anything," Ed. Rescue services have been notified."Mario continues to wait, while the boat sinks lower and lower into the water. When the boat is barely afloat, Mario calls again:MARIO: "Mayday! Mya boat, she hassa almost sunk! I needa help NOW!"AMSA: "This is Maritime Rescue. Acknowledged. Our Focker Friendship is on its way out to you now."MARIO: "Look, I noa needa your Focker Friendship! I needa your Focker Help!!"The Italian Wedding(Note 1: the groom, Luigi, has a secret, of which his bride is unaware -. What time’s your train tomorrow? I’m going to be out until about until this time in the evening and will be getting a taxi back. Do you mind making your own way home?”Melanie was concentrating on looking beyond her husband. Of the tart, there seemed no sign. Then she spotted it. Draped over a chair was a lacy black bra.“Actually darling, I was thinking about staying an extra night up here and exploring a possible joint project with an Inverness group. It would save a huge amount of travel. Once you are happy, whoever you are with, I will be happy, if you are gay or straight that’s cool. Mind you I wouldn’t tell your dad, I don’t think he’s ready for a lesbian daughter, if he’s not ready to finish what he started with his wife after all these years, we might just leave it to lesbian porn and not lesbian reality, well until the right time comes.”I looked up at her there was a happiness in her smile as she looked down on me, yet I could sense the sadness when she talked about her.