It would take months to grow everything back, if not years. I hugged myself and whimpered, shivering as I sat on the cold metal tiles.||Please step in...o the shoes||I looked up where the spotlight was pointed and spied a pair of shoes by the wall. Above the shoes, high on the wall, were two black tubes, a larger one and a smaller one, both made of some kind of shiny black fabric."Not again," I sighed.I sulked for a bit and spent some time inspecting the room.||Please step into the shoes||The. Wagoner is here as a lawyer, but she’s still a shrink. She’s not going to give it to you in the ass. Neither is the Dean. You can wait until tomorrow, and maybe the city cops show up and you go to jail. Sign the fucking statement and thank the Dean you’re not facing prostitution charges. If it wouldn’t look like prostitution, I’d say blow jobs all around were in order.” The Dean looked at me strangely. “What’s your last name, Mark?” I told him, and he wrote something on a notepad. Maybe he. I also asked him to direct further communications to my office.”“What did he say?”“About what I expected. He claims to have an excellent case and the evidence will show that you cheated your brother in law out of the winning lotto ticket that rightfully belonged to him.”“That’s total bull.”“You know it. I know it. I’m certain Rick and his attorney know it.”“So what’s the point?”“I got the impression that they would rather settle the case in an expeditious manner instead of letting the case drag. Lisa got the Nuva ring birth control earlier this year so her boyfriends could splash her insides with baby batter whenever they want. Several date nights have concluded with my naked wife bent over the armrest of Steve’s couch, receiving the second sloppy load of semen The New Years Eve Story Only a few weeks ago, Lisa asked if I would let her go to her boyfriends place for New Years Eve night. I told her, “I might let you go… I‘ll think about it“. (And I really was thinking about it. I was.