This was war, and with how Malark was behaving, one would be forgiven for thinking he was using it as an opportunity to write a new ballad.Qiao said a...salient prayer to Lathander as she saw General Grodan approaching. “Himo,” she said to the wood elf who sat cross-legged among the group of soldiers, sword for hires and adventurers. Himo had a way of being able to meditate almost anywhere and frequently waited until the last possible moment to rouse herself from her peaceful practice. Qiao did. The burr was about three-quarters of an inch long by a half-inch in diameter. I held it in my hand and felt the sharp spikes sticking out of all sides."This is the thing that changed my life," I said, more to myself than to Mr. Olsen. He seemed to understand what I was saying. "If it were not for this little burr I would probably be in a reform school. That's how the dominos were bound to fall," I said to Mr. Olsen. We both smiled. He must have thought I was being overly dramatic but to me, I. Rachel was the sad hag who had to dress like she was an eighty-year-old widow and couldn’t even crack a smile. Now, she’s standing in front of her best friend’s husband wearing nothing but a corset and stockings and she can’t be bothered to cover her fanny. “No, I cannot explain it. But, I can tell you that I feel better than I have for the past fifteen years. I feel younger, I feel sexier and I feel like I want to to have sex. Would you like to have sex with me, right here and right now?”. Want me to dig them out?"She had opened the first one and her face had gone pale and I knew she was wondering if I had one of her and Russ. I went on."Remember back to that company Christmas party where we got back together and I made the "two best looking women in the place" comment? Remember your response and then what I said to you? I expected you to get the message, but you apparently missed it. You lied to me then when you said you were done with Larry. Of course I didn't know about John.