‘You need to wear either some very sexy lingerie or something kinky under your clothes and maybe you should buy some kind of cheap, trashy party out...it that you won’t mind getting slightly damaged or torn’. She looked at me with a knowing smile and then simple said ’see you next Tuesday then Tania!’The following Tuesday I drove round to Pia’s house in my car. I had half expected her to cancel but when I arrived at her house she was dressed in a tight black mini-skirt, silky red blouse and black. I could not believe she wanted me to come over. Now she is very attractive and I was happily drunk. Hell no one would know or even suspect. My wife was asleep and not to wake up. Most of the kids were at their homes or asleep. And I was helping everyone clean up. Not a big surprise for me to walk back over there. I grabbed the final cooler and walked back to Vicky’s. The garage service door was open and I walked inside and put the cooler down. Then I walked into the house. There were. The trail was bumpy, naturally. Lots of tree roots and rocks to navigate around, or over. I hadn't gotten the ten speed I wanted, but truth be told this old one speed bike was probably best for this. The tires were good, and it could take a TON of punishment. My scarred knees could attest to that. The woods closer to home were a bit more wide open, easy to walk or ride through path or no path. There was underbrush here, making me glad I had my jeans on. Forget bush branches brushing me, poison. And even for this you’re late!’ She spun around and showed me her back. Uh oh, I thought. This is not starting well. ‘Kris, come on! You leave me a note and directions to someplace I’ve never been, in a city I’ve never visited? I was on time to the dorms! How was I supposed to know we were coming out here?’ I reached up to put my hand on her shoulder as I pleaded that last, hoping I could calm her down. It played right into her hands. I had forgotten her black belt in judo. It took me a moment.