I laughed. "You know what this means, right?" "Nope." Oh, hell yes, you do," he said with a big grin on his face.He stood up and jumped in the water r...ght in front of me, screaming, "Revenge!" We started wrestling, trying to push each other under water. Our wrestling skills were pretty evenly matched. It was tiring, but a lot of fun. At one moment he had caught me in a full Nelson, standing behind me with his arms under mine and his hands in my neck. I tried to get out when I suddenly felt. Unfortunately for these guys, I was not feeling particularly normal. I needed an outlet for the torrent of anger I could feel seething away inside, and these two seemed like the perfect target."Lay off," I said, slipping off my bar-stool and coming to stand next to their target."What? Is this your boyfriend?" the non-bald member of the duo said to the schmuck."No, but maybe I'm on the hunt for one. How about I make you my girlfriend?" I said.Homophobia runs deep in guys like this. I may have. At times I begin to slightly drool, still pumping my dick just fast enough. Rubbing the head of my cock, and pumping my cock in simultaneous rotation until ... oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god ...Trying to hold back I feel my whole body turn. The type of turn where this dick has produced an immense warmth, an immense pleasure that tingles through all of my limbs. My legs shake as I try not to stretch so my entire body will feel this orgasm that has been waiting to be released. Oh my. "She slid to the very edge of the stool, turned to face me and parted her legs widely so her left knee was touching mine and her right knee was behind the bar stool I was on. She took my hand and discretely placed it against her private heat.The back of my fingers rubbed over her soft hair and my index finger, seemingly without my control, slid between the puffy lips of her pussy. She was incredibly wet and I thought she was going to cum with just that one touch!"Ahh!" she gasped as she inhaled.