Kyo ki humne pii rakhi to humne bola bata kisne complain ki aur zabardasti uske saath uske ghar chale gaye.. uske ghar hum sirf 3 dost hi gaye the.. j...b waha paunche aur darwaza khula tab pata chala ki who to uss bhabhi ka ghar hai… aur unke husband by god ek number ka harami admit ha… ravan ke khandan ka.. mere 2 dost us admi se gali guftar karne lag aur tab uski wife bhi beech main aakar rukwane lagi.. tab main hero ban kar dosto ko chup karwaya aur unko ghar bhej diya aur ek sharafat ki. You shook the goofy smile off your face sucking in air. Today you would see his face completly! You hopped into the tree and began following him sneakily staying far enough to not draw attention to yourself. You made it into the forest as he seemed to stop and began collecting bugs. You pulled out some binoculars (Cause she's that odd) and sat comfortably in the tree watching him. He seemed to not be doing anything productive and you began growing bored. You saw him wave his hand infront of his. We exchanged e-mails with maybe a dozen hopefuls, I met three and rejected them all. We both agreed to meet Simon, who seemed the most interesting, but as soon as he walked into the bar for our rendezvous, Mel took one look at his t-shirt, jeans and baseball cap and we were left with the job of breaking it to him gently that he would see nothing. Two or three remained for consideration but we were beginning to think the problem was ours: we were too choosy, making the whole project impossible.. They knew exactly the type of crazed zealots we were dealing with and had no problems or moral qualms with some of the more extreme steps we wanted to take later. They were 110% on our side, and not just because they were getting extremely well paid. Neither was a stranger to doing 'wet work', especially in the name of a good cause. They were both hard men and willing to do anything it would take to remove one more kook cult from the world, including digging quite a few shallow graves, if.