"I was so surprised, I couldn't think of anything to say. "The other night when you came back from the mall," she continued, "I could hear you too. An... today you were with your friend again. Kate, are you and she?" Her voice trailed away.Startled, I gasped, "Mom!" not daring to answer."That's why you want her to sleep over, isn't it?"I wanted to die, crawl under the bed. Hide. She leaned down and kissed me on the forehead. "I don't think we should tell your father, but I understand, Kate."I. On this Sunday my little sister Princess was fully occupied by tea and biscuits with her choral minded sisters. My delectable Tiffany was off to the beach probably meeting some hunky lifeguards. I knew my best chance for real action was with Mrs. Stern and from the look in her eye she was of the same mind."Hello, young Master Gallagher, no harem of girls with you this fine day?"I am ashamed to say that I probably blushed because I knew she had seen me fooling around with both my brazen sister. My khakis hid my bulge a little but there was no hiding the darker stain at the top of my bulge where I had leaked as I listened! I grabbed a towel as if to hide it and Crystal gave a little laugh and walked over to the refrigerator and got herself a beer. She closed the door and leaned her shoulder against the refrigerator as she looked at me and opened her beer. “Why are you in Dad’s house?” She took a drink and was it my imagination or did her eyes just go over my body?!?!?“Your Dad forgot. .." SHUT THE FUCK UP, Mary! Get in the goddamned car!"I couldn't believe it. I feared she would make me go out in public,but I had expected she would at least give me a wig to wear, or somemakeup, so that my true gender would not be so totally obvious. Butit was not to be. I was going with Mrs. Johnson, to the outside world,dressed as a woman, but with an obviously male face."Mrs. Johnson, I don't think..." MARY, WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION, I'LL ASK FOR IT!" she yelled. "NOWGET IN THE GODDAMNED.