When the clerk, a very buxom young girl, asks if she can get him anything, he leans over and whispers “Is it true that you give hand jobs in the bac... room?” “Why yes, sir” the shop assistant coos. “I’ve already had 5 satisfied customers this morning, and it’s only 11:30am”. “Good good” the man replies. “Well, go and wash yer hands then - I only want a ham sandwich”.Three hillbillies were sitting on the porch. The first hillbilly said “My wife is so dumb, yesterday she dragged home a brand new. Tamera answered the door with nothing on but her black g-string panties. She was not trying to cover up, just letting all her beauty show. I asked her if I was too early. Tamera said, "No this is the surprise that I told you about. I have all ways found you to be a very good looking guy and I could never tell you at work how I feel about you. So I thought that I would show you how I feel." I said, "Tamera I too found you to be a very good looking woman, and that I would love to be with you as. My husband would die if I told him I wanted to have him and a woman at the same time!” “Would you like to, though?” “God yes!!! You and he would blow my mind!” “How about me and my new Daddy Jimmy?” “Mmmmm now that would be nice too…” she said, trailing off before suddenly following the eyes of Liz to where I sat, fully clothed watching them. “Fucking hell!! What the …. God, where did you come from?!?!?!” “It is my house.” I smiled, stood up and walked over to the two ladies and reached out. He got it in as far as the first knuckle before declaring, "That's much better”.The oiled finger slid easily in his shithole, going in and out to lubricate the inside of his rectum, causing John to moan.“Ok, all done. Are you ready teach?”, Leroy asked.“No”, John shot back, but it came out in a funny way, like a child saying no to his vegetables, while his mum forced him to eat it. The boys could not see the teacher face, but they imagined him with a huge pout on his face.Everyone was.