. He said that I needed to be punished for what I had done. I said okay uncle whatever you say, what should I do? He told me that I should make up som... excuse and stay at home in the evening when everyone would leave for the school function, I asked him why, and he said that I should just do what he said. I trusted my uncle and I saw no problem in doing that, so I agreed and told my aunty that I was sick so I can’t go out tonight. My uncle also told her that he had some work so he would stay back. " You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."And the pirate replied,"It was my first day with the hook."This one is compliments of LarryEver wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.What makes life 100%?If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. ’ ‘So you did do it!’ exclaimed Dani. ‘Was it awful? Did he cum in your mouth?’ ‘I think we’re approaching this from the wrong angle,’ responded Gwen uncomfortably. ‘Everyone is different. You may like something that I don’t. Good sex happens when both parties want to please their partner. That’s what it’s all about. I’ll do almost anything if I think it’ll give Steve pleasure. He feels the same way about me. That’s why sex is best when the people love each other.’ ‘Does Steve use his mouth on.
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