"There'll be a few pissed rats tonight," she thought! Having performed this tremendous and doubtfully sane deed of self-denial she looked long and har... at the cat."You're getting as fat as I am, Mr. Smith - and it won't do!"A look of hurt passed over Mr. Smith's furry face at these words. He loved Penny very, very dearly, but she could be extremely tiresome when in the grip of one of her latest fads! Despite his initial resentment, however, he was soon to adjust to his new dietary regime,. And so you end up blowing the whole thing. I explained this to Jack, although there was really no need. He knew the game as well as I did. 'Just have to risk it, won't we?' he said, putting the finishing touches to his appearance. 'How do I look?''Like shit, ' I told him. Not true unfortunately; showered and shaved, faded jeans and cotton shirt, he looked more than OK. Then again, similarly attired, so did I.I gave up on the whole argument. What had Jack said? May the best man win? Fine, bring. I hesitated to answer. Not because Ididn't want to wear a dress, but because I was a little reluctant toadmit it to the girls. But it was an opportunity that I knew might notever arise again. I looked up at them and slowly nodded. "All rightthen," I murmured, desperately trying to sound nonchalant.So that'd how it happened that a group of us went into town onelunchtime and I acquired a lightly padded teen bra, a pale pink stretchytop, a pastel blue skirt and a pair of white shoes with two inch. "Its not me Irene. Its you. All I did was fuck you"Yea, but you want me to fuck Barney you filthy bastard. That was what did it for me" do you want to fuck him then?" I grinned "he's still up for it look". Barney was standing at the side of the bed, sort of shaking and there was a string of cum dangling from the end of his now fully erect cock. I had never seen it so large and it was now out altogether with the dog knot next to his sheath The size of a cricket ball. The whole thing must have.