I kissed them and said thank you have no idea how much this means to me. I called Helen told her I would pick her up in one hour . Then I called Dan (...r Cox) and told him to meet us at the south end of the mall. We met up and he followed us to the cabin. We quickly unpacked our things and headed for the bedroom Helen and I slowly stripped Dan then quickly shed our clothes. We pushed Dan to the bed as I drooled over his magnificent ten inch monster . I grabbed it and shoved it in my face to. . when was your last... ?" Nyoman made that hand gesture that signifies there's more to say without saying it.Realization dawned. "FUCK!!! I'm never late ... Nyo? What am I going to do?" Do?" asked David, sticking his head around the hatch. "Do about what? Are you sick?" Eer ... no? I mean ... I hadn't thought about ... Oh shit." She grabbed her stomach. The head was just around the corner ... the corner David was blocking. She belched ... it smelled really bad ... that was it ... she puked on. Cathy leaned over to me again."My husband is drunk," she said, in that voice that suggests she says that a lot. "Do you think you could help me get him back to our RV?"I looked past her at the man in question. He was tipped back in the zero gravity chair and snoring."We can probably get him there," I said, judging the man to be somewhere around a hundred and seventy pounds."I'll make it worth your while," she said, softly.Her meaning was crystal clear, even before she added, "It must be hard, a. When I asked for the vibrator and her bottle of lube, she got a concerned look on her face. ‘You’re not going to put that in my bum are you?’ She queried. ‘Oh no,’ I laughed. ‘The instructions I saw on the Internet say you have to be horny, relaxed, and wet. Very wet. They recommended the use of some lube to help that last part.’ ‘Well,’ She whispered. ‘I’m feeling pretty relaxed now, and if you lay down here and we kiss some more, the rest should follow.’ I pulled off my shirt and jeans and.