I mean, it’s not like I don’t already know.”Not for the first time, Cindy studied her roommate with a touch of envy. Sue had looks to die for. T...ick lashes framed luminous brown eyes. She had this sexy, olive complexion and full, "kiss me" lips. Most of all, there was her outrageous body, at the moment barely contained by a indifferently buttoned man's silk pajama top that had bunched around her hips, revealing impossibly long legs. The room suddenly seemed a little warm. Cindy took a long pull. Usual afternoon naughtiness, I wonder if you'd fancy being spit-roasted by me and Albert?"Albert had clearly overheard his master's suggestion and wandered across. What I can only refer to as The Mighty Dong was already showing signs of life. Pretty soon I'd see the monster in its fully erectile state. Seeing it at close quarters I knew I'd never get it inside me in a million years."What do you say, my little angel?" Algie grasped my gurl clitty affectionately. Casually stroking himself to. "There's been a terrible car accident. Skip and Theo..." He paused again, perhaps to collect himself. My own heart was beating like a triphammer, and my palms were suddenly sweaty. "Skip and Theo were on their way to pick up their dates earlier tonight, when they got into an accident. Another car was involved; Theo's car got pushed off the road and into a tree..." His voice was rising in pitch, his emotions raw. He stopped to take a deep breath. "Sean, Skip was killed instantly, and Theo is in. He paused for a moment and then started to leave.The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, 'I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!'The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!'Lemon SqueezeThere once was a religious young woman who went toConfession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The.