) I scamper into my bathroom and get ready. I dive into the shower for a last minute scrubbing of the area to be explored. Then I dress very carefully...and make myself look as good as possible for my man. He's got a few surprises coming tonight."You ready, sexy?" I call out. He's ready, and out I step.I hear his breath let out, ending in a low whistle. "Oh. My."His reaction is not unexpected. I'm not wearing lingerie, my usual, and I'm not naked. I'm dressed in a white and plaid schoolgirl. That and a little drool. Then he stomped out.He was back a few minutes later with Mr. Reed, the principal."Tell him. Tell him what you said." His face was still red, and that vein in his forehead was throbbing and creeping me out. I considered an innocent act: 'Said? Said what?' Not to stay out of trouble, but because it would piss Parker off royally."I don't remember my exact words, but something to the effect of, since Mr. Parker likes repeating long boring monologues, he should join a. Most people I talk to think I am exaggerating, but Im not. That is how our relationship started and really one of the reasons I married her. The only days we dont have sex are days I am out of town, which may be 1 night a week. Thats what it takes to be successful though and she knows she loves the money. That is why I was so surprised to see how many guys she slept with when I was out of town, sometimes 2-3 in a day. She SWORE my then best friend was the only guy, which is just about. When she returned from the party she told me she had ordered a lacy cream half slip. We had not discussed my love of slips at this point and I was really pleased.The following Thursday the slip arrived. I had about 2 inches of lace along the bottom. She had bought a 27 inch long one. We were going to a friend's wedding on the following Saturday and Sam decided to wear her new slip under a brown skirt.On the Saturday we duly set off and drove up the motorway. We stopped at one of the services.