Enfin, the Anglo-Saxonsare tongue-tied, so to speak, because they have the habit to tie theirlover in some ropes before they make the sexy spanking."F...rtunately for Maggie, while she didn't speak la belle langue, she hadan Irish gift of the gab (having once been held by her big toes as shewas suspended headfirst from a castle turret to kiss the Blarney Stone)and so she decided to use four tried-and-true Scots-Irish methods to winPierre's cooperation. Each of them had proven remarkably. After a few hours of multiple margarita shots and heavy drinking we decided to head back home by walking.On our way back, my sexy wife was a little bit groggy after those drinks…She begged me to enter an adult theater to sit down, because she was feeling her legs weak. I noticed the adult movie was already in progress, but Anita said it was fine foe her; she just wanted to sit down for a while…We made our way to a row of seats away from a few men sitting by. We sat down and my wife commented. "Could you please pass me a few napkins?" I asked as I motioned with my head to neat pile of napkins to her left. She turned her head to the right and looked on the bar surface in front of me, to verify that no napkins were within my reach. She huffed, reached for the napkins and handed them to me without taking her eyes off the young man she wanted to get her claws into. I took the napkins and said, "Thank you." She didn't reply. A few minutes passed, the young man that had been flirting. " She said, emphasis on yet. I furrowed my brow, was that how kids flirt nowadays? I shook my head.I went to the living room and sipped some water, as I turned on Netflix and sat down in my recliner. Teresa and my daughter sat on the love seat and began talking about boys and other teenaged stuff that I instantly tuned them out. I ended up falling asleep, somewhere halfway through whatever it was that the girls has put on. When I awoke, I was still sitting in the chair but i was alone in the.